internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

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nasturbate:

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

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